ponderings of a curious child

Hi. I'm cassie. And though I've lived here for some time, I still don't understand the world.

Anonymous asked: So, hypothetically, if a U-haul showed up at your house filled with crates of orange soda, how would you react if you went outside to investigate, and came back in and was missing some furniture in your living room? Oh, have I mentioned you're my favorite Egyptian? :D

Well Matthew, 
A, Ali is the one who loooooooves Orange soda, though her love is rivaled by this guy:
 B, the all powerful Father of mine already said No, therefore, you cannot go against Bob Lords word. ‘Tis law.
C, Yes, you mentioned it many, many times.