Hi. I'm cassie. And though I've lived here for some time, I still don't understand the world.

Anonymous asked:

don't you think your "boys in crop tops" tag needs more white guys?

indikos:

alchemy:

i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys

prisons

(Source: notbedelia)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

I want so much more than they’ve got planned.

(Source: gerrardly)

primateculture:

floatinggoathead:

primateculture:

when its a test

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when its a god test

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who is this woman

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exceptional-y:

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

shaquiloneilyoung:

carleecochina:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

I’ve never read a truer statement

AMEN 

lydiduh:

But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

Anonymous asked:

Quit flaunting your ethnicity like we get it your Arab Jesus.

gothhabibti:

IS YOUR PANCAKE ASS BITTER THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY 24 DOLLARS FOR A PENCIL AT SEPHORA TO GET YOUR EYEBROWS TO LOOK LIKE MINE DO NATURALLY BECKY