Hi. I'm cassie. And though I've lived here for some time, I still don't understand the world.

paintdoktahwho:

wow rude (yeah doctor whos back today or something idk)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

(Source: lucithor)

jigokuen:

I realize how spammy I’ve been, so here’s some art, without the SPAM! 

jigokuen:

I realize how spammy I’ve been, so here’s some art, without the SPAM! 

stumpiest:

ACTUALLY LAUGHING

stumpiest:

ACTUALLY LAUGHING

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

solarcrashx:

one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like “oh god here it comes” and didnt look just kept walking and he yelled “i like your shirt, kid!” and she looked down at her mcr shirt and back up at the guy to say thanks and frank fucking iero was in the drivers seat of that car laughing his ass off 

tyleroakley:

thattypicalyoutubegirl:

I thought it was all just a dream so I made this weird face and people started laughing then tyler just looked at me and i cant stop laughing

this is everything

rupsidaisy:

sure matching underwear is cute but matching black underwear makes me feel powerful

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