Hi. I'm cassie. And though I've lived here for some time, I still don't understand the world.

  • Me: Mom? Dad? I'm a thespian.
  • Dad: The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Aaron Tveit and Idina Menzel.

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

(Source: b-witched)

Oh my god

You’re a super slut and I hate you so much. Stop ruining peoples lives and go somewhere else thanks 😘

lokisadvocate:

what if steve laughed like chris

crazyguitarcruco:

DOOO WEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

paintdoktahwho:

wow rude (yeah doctor whos back today or something idk)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone)

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

(Source: lucithor)

jigokuen:

I realize how spammy I’ve been, so here’s some art, without the SPAM! 

jigokuen:

I realize how spammy I’ve been, so here’s some art, without the SPAM! 

stumpiest:

ACTUALLY LAUGHING

stumpiest:

ACTUALLY LAUGHING